Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 19, 2022

LIVE ones?!?

Uh, no

Weren’t they banned in the Bible?

I’d like to see The Lobster Boy playing that game.

Hey, toss another shrimp on the, uh…uh…never mind.

What’s a prawn? Like BRINE SHRIMP?

Just another prawn in the game.

Trade the prawns for swordfish. Make em stick!

If I’d just shelled out for huge prawns,

I’d get pretty crabby if anybody threw them in the lawn.

I’d rather eat them myself… even if everybody thinks I’m shellfish.

This guy’s running out of ammo. They are getting worse and worse.

Their faces can’t get through the grass?

funny? hmmm, it’s a tossup…

ahhh , a sport you can stink at in hot summer sun :p

I don’t know why this is so hysterical to me, but I can’t stop laughing!!!

This passes me by