Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2022

No sparkles

I see that one or two of them has been outgassing in the background.

That explains why there aren’t any unicorns.

We called it bean bag toss where I grew up. Corn hole just doesn’t sound right!

Yes, who decided to call it “cornhole”? That just sounds like some kind of euphemism for something dirty

It must have happened once or twice……being impaled on a horn…unicorn or bull.

So, that´s where the pot-o-gold went.

I’m sorry, but ‘Cornhole’ is TERRIBLE name for a supposedly healthy outdoor family activity. . .

It seems to me, ring toss would be more their game.