Close to Home by John McPherson for July 19, 2022

He should golf with Chevy Chase.

“Cinderella story…here at Augusta…”

I’m sure the ‘Yellow Greens’ added to their frustration.

Good ol’ Lefty Phil Mickelson, at it again.

Next he’s going to try ballet bowling. Yabba Dabba Do!

Hey, whatever works. ;-)

Isn’t there something in the rules … ? … Maybe there should be.

He’s embarrassing the guys….

what does perturb mean? they look annoyed.

Great, two annoying “not sport” sport activities in one.

Trivial Factoid:

Adding to past writings on the inventions of unique and delicious snacks. In 1901, this recipe first appeared in the Boston Cooking School Magazine of Culinary Science and Domestic Economics written by Julia Davis Chandler. She stated that she used currant of crab-apple and called the combination delicious, and as far as she knew, original. That recipe is responsible for that delicious snack we know today as the:

Peanut Butter and Jellyfish Sand Wench

— your friends at Autocorrect

I wonder if he wears cleats to yoga practice?

Try that on the courses in Scotland. He’ll get a few golf balls up his keester.

Let’s see him on the downward dogleg. :)

He should wear yoga pants?

I bet it does!

Did you mean ‘shanti?’ That’s a Sanskrit word for peace. I’m pretty sure ‘shantay’ has nothing to do with golf or yoga (see, shantay & RuPaul).

Hey as long as it’s perfected his stroke and breathing techniques…..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYsuX1Cewo

:)

What if he chanted ‘Om’ instead?

perturb?

…but it works!