Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 28, 2022

I once read that a Major General at the Pentagon got tired of his new secretary addressing him as Major and asked her, “Would you call a Rear Admiral Rear?”

But he identifies as a Martian, so under the new inclusiveness directive, everybody’s OK with that, OK?

I went through basic training with a cadet who had two very long names hyphenated together. I think his name tag said, “continued next airman.”

I am the very model of a modern Major-GeneralI’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineralI know the kings of England, and I quote the fights Historical

I’m sorry, I felt compelled.

Aww… He’s so cute.

Wider shoulders, a goose neck and antennae ……what army did you say you’re from?

I thought the Space Farce unis were sort of a blue-black.

Love the antenna…

I think all generals are called generals regardless of which rank of general they are.

Are the stars out tonight? I don’t care if it’s cloudy or bright…