The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 19, 2022

Always use the John before weighing yourself

A good reason not to have a scale.

The gravitas

You’re problem, Brutus, is that you’re breathing high calorie air.

While if that’s the case get off the scale.

You got some heavy dust in your house!

Wish my scale was a car. Then I could go from 0 to 210 in 4 seconds.

Just so the scale doesn’t say “Ouch!”

On a scale of 1 to 10 he’s a 225.

I saw that at the doctor’s office. At first I was glad, then just relieved, then….well, back to the diet.

Some things are not worth the weight.

Exhale.

time for a new weight scanner thing… or just stop using it altogether.

Beatles: ♪♫ Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time. ♫♪

That can be scientifically proven. Over time your hair and fingernails grow longer, and weighing them you’d find that the longer fingernails weigh more than short fingernails. You put on more weight if you let your hair and fingernails grow long!

I’m with Brutus. I can look at a package of cookies and gain weight. I don’t have to eat them, just look at them…sigh.

Depending on foot placement and how i lean, I can gain or lose 5 to 7 pounds.

Those devices are demons…..

Poor Brutus, woe is him!

In Wyle E. Coyote’s words: “BRILLIANT!! WYLE E. COYOTE! SUPER GENIUS!!”

Only Brutus could gain two pounds by eating a pound of lettuce…

Adjusting the scale can erase at least some fluctuation.

I am surprised Brutus, I would think the longer you stand on the scale the more gas your body will create and since the gas is lighter than air, it should reduce your body weight.

You mean you can actually see your weight?

Gotta stop inhaling Brutus. One of life’s mysteries: why do I gain 5 lbs. when I eat a 5 oz. piece of pizza?