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As for panel 10, it now all makes sense why Thomas might want to rethink gay marriage. I mean, who wants to come home to find out his married wife is now a husband with a mustache! (Even though he will still support her cooze.)
The Civil War was over states right to control things they liked over federal regulations of things they wanted. They lost the battleâŠ.however The Supreme Court just surrenderedâŠ..giving back state rights to resist federal regulations they donât like.
I find it interesting, in a psychotic sort of way, that nobody anywhere seems to be discussing how to solve the problem of GOP takeover. The Dims just say âvote for us more, give us more moneyâ without mentioning that with gerrymandering it doesnât matter because the net result is predetermined.
Back in the day some of us the number varied a bit day by day had a little game we played to see who would buy lunch. Weâd hold between zero and three coins in our hands and then try to guess the total number of coins. I noticed that the guy from DC won disproportionately, but it took me forever to figure out how: he wasnât trying to âread mindsâ the way the rest of us were, he was just looking at the odds, and calling that.
There was some excuse for me taking so long to figure it out because Iâm so hopeless with numbers, but the others didnât have that problem. They should have been calling the odds too, but they werenât.
The only explanation I could imagine was that everyone but the DC guy was being captivated by the idea of âguessing the totalâ as though there were something arbitrary about it, rather than it being a simple function of coins x players.
Could the same kind of problem be causing the general unwillingness to think about saving what little democracy we have left? Itâs we who will suffer, not the ones running the casino and rigging the games. So why are we ignoring whatâs happening?
Thatâs funny! And equally funny would be a âfair and balancedâ parody called âThe Honeymoonersâ starring Joe & Jill Biden who are completely checked-out of reality on a permanent vacation. âTo the moon, JillâŠ.to the moon!â
gerrymandered districts really violate the idea of fair representation.
the court should have forced states to come up with better redistricting measures long ago. We arenât a republic/democracy without fair representation.
The gerrymandering is dishonest, of course, but people are never FORCED to vote the way the gerrymanderers presume they will. Far more troublesome is the out-and-out vote suppression pandemic.
Any road, Clarence has been known as a perjuror (by intelligent people, I mean) for decades, whereas his wifeâs insanity (and treason) are much more recent news.
I think the episode with Ginny at the chocolate factory is still my favorite. Of course thereâs Ginnyâs Vitameatavegamin episode that is a close second.
The way I feel, weâre here now. After they end our rights, and we happily give them away to them, the only thing left for them to do is to find out who voted against themâŠ
salakfarm Premium Member over 2 years ago
Absolute truth. Impeach Clarence Thomas for failing to recuse himself on cases where Ginni is involved.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Clarence and Ginni have lots of âsplainin to do.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ainât either of them planninâ on âsplaining nuttin.
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
As for panel 10, it now all makes sense why Thomas might want to rethink gay marriage. I mean, who wants to come home to find out his married wife is now a husband with a mustache! (Even though he will still support her cooze.)
Vet Premium Member over 2 years ago
The Civil War was over states right to control things they liked over federal regulations of things they wanted. They lost the battleâŠ.however The Supreme Court just surrenderedâŠ..giving back state rights to resist federal regulations they donât like.
Decepticomic over 2 years ago
And then they both got COVID. The End⊠for them⊠I wish.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
This is an actual case coming before SCROTUS and it will give Republicans the right to decide elections any way they want.
MĂ iri over 2 years ago
I find it interesting, in a psychotic sort of way, that nobody anywhere seems to be discussing how to solve the problem of GOP takeover. The Dims just say âvote for us more, give us more moneyâ without mentioning that with gerrymandering it doesnât matter because the net result is predetermined.
Back in the day some of us the number varied a bit day by day had a little game we played to see who would buy lunch. Weâd hold between zero and three coins in our hands and then try to guess the total number of coins. I noticed that the guy from DC won disproportionately, but it took me forever to figure out how: he wasnât trying to âread mindsâ the way the rest of us were, he was just looking at the odds, and calling that.
There was some excuse for me taking so long to figure it out because Iâm so hopeless with numbers, but the others didnât have that problem. They should have been calling the odds too, but they werenât.
The only explanation I could imagine was that everyone but the DC guy was being captivated by the idea of âguessing the totalâ as though there were something arbitrary about it, rather than it being a simple function of coins x players.
Could the same kind of problem be causing the general unwillingness to think about saving what little democracy we have left? Itâs we who will suffer, not the ones running the casino and rigging the games. So why are we ignoring whatâs happening?
Stopthespendingnow over 2 years ago
Thatâs funny! And equally funny would be a âfair and balancedâ parody called âThe Honeymoonersâ starring Joe & Jill Biden who are completely checked-out of reality on a permanent vacation. âTo the moon, JillâŠ.to the moon!â
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
Terrifyingly accurate!!
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Very well done, but too close to reality to be funny.
Serial Pedant over 2 years ago
Forward this panel to Teddie Rall; might break him out of his mania for right wing zealots.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 2 years ago
They should legislate bring your treasonous spouse to work day and stipulate that they bring lunch.
codak over 2 years ago
the court should have forced states to come up with better redistricting measures long ago. We arenât a republic/democracy without fair representation.
Godfreydaniel over 2 years ago
The gerrymandering is dishonest, of course, but people are never FORCED to vote the way the gerrymanderers presume they will. Far more troublesome is the out-and-out vote suppression pandemic.
Godfreydaniel over 2 years ago
Any road, Clarence has been known as a perjuror (by intelligent people, I mean) for decades, whereas his wifeâs insanity (and treason) are much more recent news.
jpozenel over 2 years ago
I think the episode with Ginny at the chocolate factory is still my favorite. Of course thereâs Ginnyâs Vitameatavegamin episode that is a close second.
carlosrivers over 2 years ago
The way I feel, weâre here now. After they end our rights, and we happily give them away to them, the only thing left for them to do is to find out who voted against themâŠ