Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2022

Sounds like a well-equipped boat to me. What’s Rodney’s problem?

That’s quite an arsenal.

To quote a movie I once saw, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

That’s a little too much ‘relaxing’, apparently.

with that arsenal you gonna pierce the boat first, wizard

I would be afraid for my life if I was in that boat.

But you’re the bait.

Rod needs a better Plan of the Day.

“Whatever floats your boat, Wiz!” may have been a better response!

Rodney’s hardcore. He wants the fire breathing dragon

And miss all the fun, Rod?

My boat, it’s usually beer drinking.

I thought most people went fishing so they could either think or sleep. . .

The Count is very fond of trolling. >;)

Drinking beer and betting on the submarine races. Watch for cheaters using torpedoes.

Getting away from honey do’s. Totally worth it.

Ah, harpooning what?

For a knight, he has no sense of adventure.

I would tell Rod to swim to shore, but that armor would rust in the water, so he’s up a creek without a paddle.

Which of those weapons are you using for duck hunting, Wiz ?

Wiz, you’re gonna need a bigger boat!

Hopefully did not forget the beer.

Get off….fast!

Wiz is gonna need a bigger boat!

He may be too dumb to realize, but no, he doesn’t want to get out now. Not good for his armor – or for him to be on the bottom. At least the shark biting won’t kill him!