Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 30, 2022

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Who ever wins this jackpot ..OY VEY!

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A BUSINESSMAN WHOM I’LL CALLED SHANE,

    IN HIS OFFICE HE’D START TO RAISE CAIN.

    HIS C.E.O., A BRIGHT LAD

    SAID HIS BOSS HAD GONE MAD,

    AND THE BUSINESS WOULD GO “DOWN THE DRAIN”!!

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    Tibby57721  over 2 years ago

    “You’re a financial adviser and your advice is gambling?” McGuirk

    “Yes and take me with you,” adviser visiting the school.

    “I was thinking you’d give me tips on stocks or bonds or something.” McGuirk

    “That’s slow-go money. You want quick money. Frosted glass limo money. I’m talking gambling!”

    “I love you.” McGuirk

    “That’s not homosexual love, but love of the idea.”

    “Uh yeah of course”

    Paraphrasing of what I remember on “Home Movies.”

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