Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 27, 2022

Breathless and Arkansas do NOT rhyme.

ArKANSAS

Frances was a narcissistic bully and told the ladies what they wanted to hear…..

A slacker was caught as he ate,

By the boss, who was rather irate.

His response, when reproved

For blown deadlines? Unmoved:

“Not my fault! I’ve too much on my plate.”

Worst. Limerick. EVER