Half Full by Maria Scrivan for August 04, 2022

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “No, I gained helium.”

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    What an air head.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I can tell by his squeaky voice!

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    KenseidenXL  over 2 years ago

    Helium. I know some women who should use that instead of silicone….

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Some are so full of it…..

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    WCraft  over 2 years ago

    No, I was elected to public office

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    Just a condom tied up in knots.

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    Sir Isaac  over 2 years ago

    or to use the passive voice, “was weight lost by you?”

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    “It’s just a little gas.”

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