Strange Brew by John Deering for July 25, 2022

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“Well, you look ‘Daring’ enough, and you seem to have experience Purloining. But we really wanted a young man on The Flying Trapeze.”

Have you seen his bathtub?

Same thing…..

Said the GOP

He could be both!

Guess it would have been hard to draw Craig’s List.

Sauron answered the ad by mistake as well.

Close though……

I make-a cement-a shooz-a. Capeesh?

Oh, I just saw the elephant in the room!