Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 24, 2022

There’s more to college than d@mned football!!

But, again—this is Walden; not exactly a bastion of higher learning!!

My father was a high school JV football coach. Lower expectations were a part of the job.

He moved across the country for six games?

This is where you get the lawyers involved. Come on B.D. loose the Hunk Ra!!

For those who came in late, BD does actually make a success as a football coach and is probably the happiest he’s ever been. Then real life writes the plot.

Jack Welch May he rot in hell

The only way he can hope to grow in the job in that time is if the contract comes with a few doses of hGH.

Six games is hardly enough time to turn an institute of higher learning into a football-mad powerhouse. It takes at least seven, maybe eight.

It’s Yale. Football has always been a after thought. They don’t offer sports scholarships

UConn pays coaches, and offers basketball scholarships. I’m sure they do in football, too, but does anyone care about UConn football?

Do Harvard, Princeton, MIT, CalTech … have football teams?

Then again if you do well you can renegotiate after six games.

yeah, contractors in the 90s had to get their stuff done quickly and accurately in order to get paid…

case in point:https://www.gocomics.com/dilbert-classics/2016/11/03

Provisional contracts for coaching sports teams?

It’s not too late to go back to California.