Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 2022

Mike and BD are going to enjoy meeting each other at the next class reunion.

Do those two guys go to the University of Nike?

Very nice how the storylines tie in together.

There is no such thing as a pair of sneakers worth more than $20. There are, however, quite a few people who believe that their self worth is somehow dependent on the amount of money they wasted on their shoes.

JOHN BOLTON—ex-National Security adviser on Donald Trump

“I think he just thought some things were cool and he wanted them”

Some days he liked to collect french fries.Some days he liked to collect documents.He just collected things".

They’ll never stop throwing Garry raw meat,will t hey?

I get it. “On October 15th, Nike created a revolutionary new basketball shoe,” the voice in the commercial said. “On October 18th, the NBA threw them out of the game. Fortunately, the NBA can’t keep you from wearing them.”

Sure, they will make everyone “aware” by wearing their swoosh-laden productware.

Yesterday in Atlanta, McIlroy and Scheffler were in a dead heat for the $18 million first prize at the PGA’s Tour Championship; they were both wearing Nike logos, and almost identical outfits — from Nike. (McIlroy won; his endorsement deal with Nike is said to be worth TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS).

Only Nike gets to put its corporate trademark smear on everything under the sun.

I got my right ear pierced long before it was a ‘gay’ symbol. All throughout undergraduate school I was constantly hit on.

I wonder if their campaign staff includes Lars the Solitaire-playing Visionary.