Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 28, 2022

Want another factoid about Ronaldinho? He had a semi-biographical comic strip about his childhood here on GoComics!

By definition, a nugget is small. A piece of chicken meat that’s four times the size of a whole chicken is not small.

The waiter said to me, “I just want to let you know that kids eat for free.”

I exclaimed, “Good! I’ll take a water and some chicken nuggets and my daughter will have a steak and a kid’s Bud Light.”

What do you call a chicken with no legs and no wings?

A chicken nugget.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

Once I was sitting there with my chicken nuggets and they bulldozed half the restaurant.

Moving right along,

An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction and went down. A few weeks later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.

They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief said, “Yeah.” When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, “We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi.”

The rescue crew was shocked. One man asked, “Did you eat their legs?”

The chief replied, “We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi.”

Another rescuer asked, “Did you eat their arms?” The Chief said, “We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi.”

After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, “Did you… you know…eat their…ah, err, ‘things’?”

The chief said, “No.”

“No?” asked the rescuer.

“No,” replied the Chief. “Things go better with Coke.”

Until next time.

RC Cola awaits you, Ronaldinho.

Take care, may giggling grave digger Eyegore “Yeah I’ll Poke You In The Peepers If You Try To Make Me Say ‘Walk This Way’” Hankensteinord be with you, and gesundheit.

The comment “He was a good tool to download other browsers” was so true, that was all I ever used it for.

I’m waiting for the 1950’s coke to come back before I make an endorsement

How did they cook that giant chicken McNugget???

So that’s why I haven’t been able to log on to Internet Explorer.

Just like Ben and Jerry’s flavor grave yard.

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Koalas put cats to shame.

Back in my partying days I would ride with a group of friends up to another friends bar.

One night I stumbled out of the bar and went to several Harley’s trying to get my key in the ignition.

I finally found my bike got the key in then laid my head on the handlebar.

My buddies came out got on their bikes and left.

After the last bike was gone, I fired up and headed for home.

Made it maybe a hundred yards when I was pulled over for a field sobriety test. Passed it with flying colors.

The cops were quite confused.

They ask, Man we saw you stumble out of the bar, go to several bikes, finally find your bike and pass out.

What’s the deal? Your not even drunk.

I said, Yeah I know.

I’m the designated driver.

Weird. My posts on yesterday’s RBION about skin replacement have disappeared.

No wonder Koalas don’t cause much trouble. Hopefully they’ll have lots of peace.

Koalas still come in second to cats

I didn’t know Internet Explorer had been retired. I guess that’s because I use Google.