Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 04, 2022

wouldn’t Lio need a hedge trimmer first followed by an angle grinder?

Unfortunately, both of those feet are just a little too long to be squares. If it were by the rectangular foot, he’d be making some money.

Hmmm…Not square feet there, but Liö could well grind them down!!

Now he will finally be able to hide in the strawberry patch!

“Now don’t forget to recommend us to your friends!”

That’s got nothing on this horror show:

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/4/woman-with-worlds-longest-nails-has-them-cut-after-almost-30-years-654013

I started painting my toe nails many years ago. Probably after someone at a party threatened to do it if I passed out. I paint them every Spring, 4 or 5 different bright colors, among 8 toes as the pinky nails are but slivers. I am a 6’2", 250 pound ex football player who mainly wears Carhart’s. I operate heavy machinery. Inevitably a woman, always a woman, says shocked “You paint your toes?!!?!?” “of course” says I. “What kind of real man would let someone else paint his nails?” My lady friends find it quite sexy and, judging from the craggy yellowed nails of other males in my 60’s cohort, I understand why.

Bring your Truck

Big Foot will look so fabulous!

Lio’s giving a whole new meaning to black and white and red all over!