Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 01, 2022

My dad used to pull that joke on me back in the Sixties. It wasn’t funny then, either. Some things age like they’re in a dumpster on a 100+ degree day.

I think it’s a pretty good joke, but I may be dad-adjacent.

I always ask “which one?”

I’ve always wanted to have a curly mop top, but my hair isn’t built that way.

I need to get one too, a haircut

For $25, I want him to cut all of them.

I just tell them, the grey one in the middle of the bald spot.

Dad jokes rock, but then, I’m easily amused.