Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for July 28, 2022

I am so jealous!! I’ve been promised one for over 70 years, and now that I’m too old, this kid’s got one and I don’t !!

Looks more like a rocket pack.

You’re going to need a tether.

All kids are a Fisher-Price Jet Pack using Gerber jet fuel.

Flying gives him a nice warm glow!

FIRE! FEET ARE ON FIRE!

Early development of remarkable trapezius control. Maybe latissimus as well.

Will he also skip the teething phase and go right to drinking?

they can dress him up as cupid and rent him out on valentine’s day, help defray college costs…