FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 01, 2022

yes, ma’am, yes he is

Affirmative action

Golf is flog spelled backwards.

I went to the golf course with my mom in the dark days before everyone had a entertainment device in their pocket. As someone with moderate to severe ADHD, it was hell. Probably wasn’t much of a picnic for her, either. She didn’t offer to take me a second time.

“Golf is a good walk, ruined.”

Golf: invented by sadists, played by masochists.

you could have told your father no… oh, who am I kidding. Make one out of a hardcover book. that’ll score you a couple weeks worth.

The paradox of golf: When you start playing, you’re not any good at it and it takes a long time to complete the course. As you keep playing, you get better and it takes less time to finish a round. So, the more golf you play, the less golf you play.

A big contrast to the arc that ended yesterday.

How did you know???

Take a look at Robin Williams’ description of golf. Not for those with sensitive ears, but hilarious. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4 )

I didn’t see the word “golf” in the second panel and I thought Roger said “you and I could go hit some balls”

Either way i enjoyed it until strokes f**ked me up!

Jason is passing along his nuclear secrets to the authorities

C’mon, Jason. just think of all the nonlinear differential equations you have to solve to figure out where and how hard to hit the ball.

Don’t fall for it, Ma’am.

Yes.

So much for being the teacher’s pet.

I absolutely detested having to go golfing with my father.