Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 12, 2022

Landshark!

Sandshark!

Me too: Sandshark!

Either that or one of those kids that plans to grow up to be a lawyer.

“Land shark!” “Doesn’t SNL have that copyrighted?” “…Sand shark?” “That’s all right. Carry on”

Ah…the “Invisible Enemy” episode of Outer Limits, season 2, episode 7

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the sandbox!

oh no, a SANDSHARK!

Cue the Jaws theme!

They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!

But now he feels like a remora

‘Cause the school’s still close at hand

Just behind the reef are the big white teeth,

Of the sharks that can swim on the land

….Gamma ² …

Or a sand shark. Interesting wordplay.

pah-tay-toe

It’s Cybil. :)

Introduce it to a sandworm.

Sand Shark. Very dangerous indeed….

Probably a Garchomp, throw a Pokeball at it.

He’s gonna need a bigger boat…

Shark Sighting!!

Dune

a sandworm would be more fitting