Monty by Jim Meddick for August 17, 2022

You didn’t clear your search history in time.

A drone will deliver the “ointment” and will apply the first dose.

I have talked about things with my wife and go back to my desktop and start seeing ads for the topic of our conversation .

Which brings up a story I read in a tech magazine about your smart phone and smart tv listening to you and track your movements even when they are switched off .

Thats why I thought it was hilarious when the anti vaxxers said they refused the vaccines because of a so called "tracking chip’ only to find out we were conversing on smart phones that google follows your every step .

Maybe that’s part of Bezos’s new plan for “speedy” delivery. Buy up a huge fleet of small aircraft to drop, by parachute, a customer’s order as close to his home as possible. Looks like the “drone plan” didn’t work out so well.

Of course Monty has athlete’s foot, & probably toenail fungus as well.

Forget about cookies, I think they’ve got new tech, that tracks and can’t be defeated.

Maybe using your ISP number? I use duck-duck and clear my history.

I look at tools, say, a Makita saw.

Next time I’m on, an ad for a Makita saw pops up.

And who is this trump guy, who keeps asking for money?

This happened to me about 20 years ago on the beach on Cape Cod. I’m a long-time fan of Orvis clothing and what do you know but a plane towing a banner flew across the sky advertising a big Orvis sale on the Cape that day. How’d they know? (It was a big sale indeed, and I picked up several items for 50% off.)

I hope he makes his fortune in product placement!!!!!! :)

Why on earth would anyone WANT athlete’s foot fungus

Hemorrhoids are a pain in the butt.

Gotta admire the intrepid pilots of the commercial towed message squadron. When the marketing tracker says “scramble; message number three!” they’re in the air within seconds, as Monty has noticed! Bravo, flyboys!

Boy, ain’t that the truth!