Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 17, 2022

“Projectile” verbal diarrhea.

Inmates running the asylum

My science teacher back in eighth grade told me that if the mites go up, the tights go down.

Stalac"tite"s hold on tight to the ceiling! Stalag"mite"s might one day reach the ceiling!!

the cop is uptight

He’s talking to the kid.

It’s like ants in your pants. When the mites go up the tights go down. For our American friends tights are panty hose

Yeah, that’s always buggered me, too.

or, Stalactite has a “c” in it, hence “ceiling”. Stalagmite has a “g” in it, hence “ground”.

Surprised his hat isn’t red.

They want you to stand on your head.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

And makes you such an expect Mr. Security Guard?

thanks! I never could remember which is which.

My brain hurts. :)

and you can remember helictites by "how the helictite did they do that…?

just wait until you get to the meteor- meteorite display

Stalactites (c for ceiling) stalagmites (g for ground)Don’t get this strip today. Must be seniors moment day