Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 20, 2022

gee, who drank all the juice and returned the bottle empty to the fridge?

Tony asked

Sarcastic?

Not in the least.

It’s either all true or not enough.

I have sarcasm and eggs for breakfast.

I would say the rule should be “No sarcasm before coffee”, but that would be a pretty difficult rule to follow.

Kids say the most sarcastic things?

The better question is who was the idiot that put the empty juice container back into the refrigerator after drinking the last bit of juice?…

I never faked a sarcasm in my life.

Now who might put the empty container back in the frig, I know let’s ask the juice drinker.

There’s this NEW juice out that everyone is dying to try, it’s called water! You should try it,it might save your life!!!