Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 19, 2022

How nice! Grandma is playing along.

This is brilliant. She just needs to add to the label “visible and tactile to those who are stupid or incompetent” in line with the marketing strategy in the Emperor’s New Clothes.

Wanna bet that the next time Agnes goes dumpster-diving, she’ll find her “skin cream” there??

Grandma is playing along to give the final fatal blow – i know her by now

Well, at least, it won’t cause a rash.

stealth cream…

Disappearing cream.

Oooooh! So that’s how they make, Invisible, cream!

Grannie is a perceptive customer.

Warning!: You’ll have to buy another one almost right away, it gets used up really fast! ☺

The emperor’s new—-cream.

The emperor’s new cargo pants.

If you can see it and it’s there, it’s real.If you can see it and it isn’t there, it’s virtual.If you can’t see it and it’s there, it’s transparent.If you can’t see it and it isn’t there, it’s GONE.(Found at the end of a submission by Alexander Falk to the info-mac digest, reposted by Stoney Ballard in November 1987)

Payment by a tactile currency. Today we call it bitcoin. :)

She should market chips to dieters:

“So light they float out of the bag. So thin they can’t be seen with the naked eye.”

Ever-So-Much-More-So

Sort of like selling water in a bottle that’s the same as you drink from your kitchen or even bathroom faucet….

I knew she had a winner. :)

Never seen Grandma interact playfully with Agnes before.