Kliban by B. Kliban for August 24, 2022

Which one is more advanced?

Spear and club vs suitcase. Should be a short conflict.

The Fuller Brush Man has such a deal for them.

Or the guy from the Groundhog Day movie.

Caveman speaking flawless English? Anachronism.

So, fellas, I know you’re both interested in insuring some equity in your future. And, yeah, don’t worry, I’m not a great example of what the future holds.

We need to find another spot to hang out…

“Don’t worry. I won’t be trying to sell you life insurance. No way, not with your life expectancy.”

He never met anachronism he didn’t like.

Hey, you could do the same and appear in a Geico campaign.

This is what you get when you touch the monolith.

Quick! Use the spear!