FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 22, 2022

J.R.R.: just ridiculously repulsive

I would destroy onion rings, too. Just not by eating them. Ugh.

“Lord of onion rings”? That’s precious!

Sammath Naur. Not a place to be.

Edvard Munch is not a character in “Lord of the rings”.

Gollum Gollum Gollum Gollum instead of Munch Munch Munch Munch

Too late, its grease has stained you with evil!

I like mine crispy.

I would say he’s way too geeky, if I didn’t have The One Ring sitting on my dresser…(No, I haven’t completely lost my mind. Many years ago you could buy a replica online.)

Must be “The Two Glowers”…

(¬_¬)

Now they’re playing “The Onion Rings of Power.”

Onion rings … precious indeed. But savor slowly so as not to swallow a finger.

Say, sounds like fun!

Too bad Rings of Power is such junk. Not true to Tolkien.

I just throw them to mount Doom