The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2022

he is usually easier to beat, no one thought he could stick it to the other guy!

HA! It’s a switcheroo!

“Did he beat him like a drum?” “Not exactly.”

The fight was the longest bout in the arena’s history. The stick kept beating away at the drum for hours and hours.

But the crowd was ecstatic, because they knew what would happen when the fight ends.

The stick kept hitting the drum until it got so tired that it fell over from exhaustion.

This caused the crowd to let out a massive gasp.

One spectator that was new here, asked another guy why everybody was so panicky.

The guy replied, Because the bass solo is next.

Rim shot – gone wrong.

Some in the crowd thought it was all rigged, and were per-cussing.

Finally got even after getting beaten all these years!

He hit him below the belt.

He got drummed.

It’s understandable (why he didn’t see it coming), since most drums, are brought up to just take a beating and not fight back.

The drum stick thought he could wing the win.

The drum always wins…

I don’t want to work. I want to bang on the drum all day.

Down goes Drumstick! Down goes Drumstick!

He thought he was beating the drum slowly, but lost sight of the sticks coming at him….sisssss boom baaaah!

Pa rum pa ba bum

…and neither did the Sticks. [finishing the announcer’s statement]

No wonder those drumsticks were chicken!

The drum snared him.

Was the drum stick chicken?

He really stuck it to him.

Didn’t miss a beat. :)

Take your drum and beat it.

Next match: Triangle vs Cymbals

In your face, Todd Rundgren!

Is that Mean Gene Okerlund announcing??

Next up he fights cowbell.

Good one.

The stick got drum rolled!