Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 24, 2022

Might as well be a party, right, Broomie?

I don’t know of any one who would want to dance on my grave so this would be out, a urinal on the other hand might be appropriate.

I didn’t think you could bury a witch in consecrated ground.

Can she ZAP those people from the grave??

Cheaper and more satisfying would be to be buried at sea.

I am a guide at a historic cemetery. We have many unique monuments, including a six-foot granite microphone on the grave of a beloved sports broadcaster, but no bandstands or dance floors.Way to go, Broomie!

I like that idea. Though i still prefer the idea of providing a carton of hat pins at the funeral home, so that those showing up at my funeral can stab me with them, to prove I’m not faking being dead.

Planning ahead. I like that.

Plan-a-head…prepaid funeral…but Broomy, the bandstand and dance floor has got to go!

Will there be an open bar?

Considerate!

Broomie being thoughtful or considerate?

You’ve outlived them all…

An old fashioned capstone would probably do better, more long lasting.

How low can you go? ☺

Oh Broomie. I hate to tell you, but what people will be doing on your grave won’t be dancing. You might want to exchange that dance floor and bandstand for a toilet or two.

You’ll be the most popular one in the cemetery.

Sorry Broomie! Witches can’t be buried in consecrated cemetery’s. After all, you’re not considered human anymore…

“When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do.”—Jimi Hendrix (R.I.P.)

Like so many women are prone to do, I think she’s lying about her age, she been 1500 for several years now.

We don’t want you to go anywhere, Broomie.

Must have cost a few bucks for her preparations. Does she know something that we don’t know….

How considerate of you, Broom-Hilda! No doubt you’ll enjoy an entertained afterlife….

She’s a witch. They’d just use the wood to burn her at the stake.

Who made the “law” about who can or cannot be buried in this place or that place? Judas Iscariot was buried in a potter’s field purchased by the priests and elders, but I don’t think it was Jewish law. I’ll have to research it.

Astute observation