Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 30, 2022

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Surf and turf makes mud.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now that made me laugh out loud.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 2 years ago

    Sea kelp. I mean seek help.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Okay, the food’s here. Dig In!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    “I’ll take the water (the Surf). You take the dirt (the Turf).”

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Seems fair to me.” said the worm. “You pay 99% of the check and I’ll pay the other 1%.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    How cute! Opposites do attract….sort of…

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    Boise Ed Premium Member about 2 years ago

    So, he gets the krill and Wormy gets the kill.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    he’s so hungry, he could eat a sea horse…

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