Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 01, 2022

Or would that more accurately be, “My Balding Expanse”?

My brother had a full head of hair at 75. It honestly looked like a toupee, but it was real. I ‘prefer’ the thinning look myself. :)

Head hair, body hair, they both clog the drain.

Is that a poop in the soap dish?

Just wait until you joke about her losing hair…

Blame it on the dog.

A balding man once told me that we all get a fixed amount of testosterone, and if I want to use mine growing hair that’s my business and nobody else’s.

Just do the old #2 buzz cut and eliminate the evidence.