October 31, 2023
August 01, 2018
You could try letting sleeping Sluggos lie.
Sluggo replies with the following text message,
" Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a d@mn."
You have nothing to improve on? You could try to sleep without a red toy doggy bone perched on top of your head.
If nobody else notices, are you even a beautiful genius?
(I kinda think OJ’s going to that particular well just a little too often).
“Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
When you’re perfect in every way."
except telling time
What Nancy didn’t know is that Sluggo has been compiling an ongoing list of improvements for Nancy that can be easily copied and pasted into a text message at any time. Time to pull that trigger.
Great, calling herself a genius. Real geniuses don’t do that or think that. But we know Nancy can be a scamp. Part of her charm.
September 24, 2018
danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago
You could try letting sleeping Sluggos lie.
wesleylscott1 about 2 years ago
Sluggo replies with the following text message,
" Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a d@mn."
dcdete. about 2 years ago
You have nothing to improve on? You could try to sleep without a red toy doggy bone perched on top of your head.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago
If nobody else notices, are you even a beautiful genius?
(I kinda think OJ’s going to that particular well just a little too often).
Calvinist1966 about 2 years ago
“Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
When you’re perfect in every way."
oakie817 about 2 years ago
except telling time
Decepticomic about 2 years ago
What Nancy didn’t know is that Sluggo has been compiling an ongoing list of improvements for Nancy that can be easily copied and pasted into a text message at any time. Time to pull that trigger.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Great, calling herself a genius. Real geniuses don’t do that or think that. But we know Nancy can be a scamp. Part of her charm.