Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 29, 2022

#gottacallmygirl

Twinkie made sure that was unused litter before they began creating their masterpiece. Right?

Yay, Stumpy hasn’t been arrested … yet.

Maybe Fiona isn’t that interested in you.

Don’t worry, Mitty. There are other ways to show commitment, and I think Fiona knows you’re committed.

Shouldn’t that be “nothing says the need for commitment…”?

How about “P*ss Bast”?

Mitty had better get to work.