Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 05, 2022

The mood, Trout. The MOOD!

sublime Martha sublime even.

Trout is a real PITA!!

It’s a tossup as to who’s worse—her or Bernice on the “Luann” strip.

With friends like that who needs enemies.

Aw c’mon.

Trout is very creative.

With no money for expensive store-bought toys…

She’s happy, as long as she has Agnes’ chain to yank.

A healthy toe is a goal, not an endpoint.

it’s good to see agnes and trout going toe to toe…

Trout is the perfect Devil’s Advocate!

A non-gangrenous toe is a healthy toe.

Trout is a pedagogue for the pedicure.

Keep going Trout. Further warping is necessary.

Argumentative Trout reminds me of my two favorite Monty Python bits of “word business”. They are:

https://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode29.htm#11

[Favorite part]

“Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.”

“But it isn’t just saying ‘No, it isn’t’.”

“Yes, it is.”

“No, it isn’t!”

And:

http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Life_of_Brian/20.htm

[Favorite part]

BRIAN: “Look. You’ve got it all wrong. You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody! You’ve got to think for yourselves. You’re all individuals!”

FOLLOWERS: “Yes, we’re all individuals!”

BRIAN: “You’re all different!”

FOLLOWERS: “Yes, we are all different!”

DENNIS: “I’m not.”

Check out “Sour Toe Cocktail” in Dawson City, Yukon… it’ll keep you healthy!

Then it’s just ugly.

“The secret to happiness is good shoes”.-Clifford Clavin USPS

Does Tony Cochran watch Bold and Beautiful, or something?

Lol Trout!!

Very pertinent questions. Trout might make a good lawyer someday.