Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 20, 2022

So less cops writing speeding tickets then?

It’s the sad cops that give the rest a bad name.

Where’s a Mall Cop when you really need one??

Hmmm! It could work!

I still prefer the: good cop and bad-cop-in-a-giant-rabbit-suit-and-rubber-carrot.

“I swear, Your Honor… a giant rabbit beat me with his carrot!”

Sure, sure…

Better than mad cop.

The SAD cop is at his worst in late December when the days are shortest.

No cash bail fail!

…sigh… I dunno … um … er … I’ll just wait for the morrow …!

Time for his electroconvulsive therapy.

This is just sad.