The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 22, 2022

They have their heads bowed. They must be birds of pray.

Carrion Doctor!

Last week as I left the park where I run, there were about two dozen vultures circling over one of the trails I sometimes take. I need to remember to take water and a phone.

Ewww.

Does his insurance cover that!!!!

Flatlining? But he only came in for a tonsillectomy. A bit suspicious indeed.

Do any of the patients survive?

A vultureal lunch date?

Carrion him outta here!

Bad omen. like seeing fly larve.

What is patient flatlining?

The vulture buffet in the morgue got off to a great start.

Reminds me of the buzzard infestation at Sun City, the Del Webb retirement community in Georgetown, Texas.

Thanks for the laugh, Scott.

Too gross!

Caring, Sharing, and Cleaning up: Setting a great example for others.

Lunch buffet!

Carrion my wayward son. You can have a piece when we are done. Bury heads into the chest. Don’t you want some more?

Wow! Grim!

That’s some really fresh meat.

Good thing I had lunch before seeing this.

Nurse! Ketchup, stat!

“I got the liver. Does anybody have some grilled onions?”

“C’mon Bert. Have a heart.”

“This guy eats too much junk food. I can’t stomach his stomach.”

ER stands for “eating room”…?

Hilburn’s bound to receive a nasty letter from the AMA. ;-P

…sort of tasteless.

Sick.