Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 01, 2022

Pretty sure Ralph loves every month…mainly for the food that goes with it.

The supermarkets here in Boston began selling pumpkins and gourds in mid-September.

You know it’s officially autumn when everything- from soup to coffee etc is pumpkin flavored!

October…when stores put out Christmas stuff.

Ralph is going to lose all his teeth and be put on a high fructose i.v. for his remaining years

My wife started the everything pumpkin season the end of August. It’s fun watching her concoct different smoothies, coffees and the like.

There is no difference between candy corn and candy pumpkins other than shape, right?

Meanwhile, Ralph’s wife is back home, getting the Christmas decorations out…

This month isn’t too bad.

I hate October. By the end of the month I will drive to work in the dark and I will drive home in the dark. Stupid short day season.