My neighbor is a SOB. I am the only one who tries to be nice to him. HIS tires got slashed one night. Guess who he blamed? I no longer try to be nice to the SOB, lol.
A company I owned had a security guard service and also an ambulance service. One night our ambulance had its tires slashed. One of our ‘frequent flyer’ security problems asked how much a trip to the hospital was. Seems as much as we had to deal with trouble makers, the ambulance was not colour blind. He left the cash and a quite a while later we got a call to get a beating victim. The dispatcher said it was paid for. Vey few people knew why.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago
With friends like that, who needs enemies?…..
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
I’d start with the FIVE ex-wives
Superfrog over 2 years ago
I can’t remember either of them.
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
And those five people would be…….?
dollarduke over 2 years ago
I think this is my favorite strip all time for insult humor…
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
With Shoe, the motto is “Have ex, will slash.”
Just-me over 2 years ago
Could this become a “slasher” movie plot?
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
My neighbor is a SOB. I am the only one who tries to be nice to him. HIS tires got slashed one night. Guess who he blamed? I no longer try to be nice to the SOB, lol.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 2 years ago
A company I owned had a security guard service and also an ambulance service. One night our ambulance had its tires slashed. One of our ‘frequent flyer’ security problems asked how much a trip to the hospital was. Seems as much as we had to deal with trouble makers, the ambulance was not colour blind. He left the cash and a quite a while later we got a call to get a beating victim. The dispatcher said it was paid for. Vey few people knew why.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Don’t count out Roz, she has access to a lot of knives and she knows how to use them.
Mediatech over 2 years ago
Ironically, it was someone who was mad at Shoe’s editorial on inflation.