Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 11, 2022

They compare notes. They exchange information with other pets in the neighborhood by barking. They all know how you “do your business”, and you’re actually a local celebrity.

And oh, by the way, waaay too much bathroom talk for the first date.

I have only been reading this comic for a few months, so I have no long-term perspective. But this is undoubtedly the most reasonable, rational thought I have read here.

You scratch me and I will mooo you with more cow bell.

cat pushes door open dog follows her in

Nothing like a New Years Day Polar Plunge. It’s a tradition in some places that have an actual winter season.

…so who said animals are dumb?

This is where her smile turns into a grimace.

But if it turns out he’s a good dancer…

Boop-Boop-De-Poop

If only he could teach them to flush…

And THEN, she says “Your fly is open” …!

Poopy see, Poopy doo doo

TMI.

I like the colors.

Rational thought? FA has been hacked!

This may be an over-simplified explanation as I don’t fall asleep in my cats’ underwear while they are pooping, nor do I judge their excretory performances.

The cat is watching for a sign of weakness, a moment when your guard is down.

—Or, Why This Bozo Never Had a Second Date!

Way too much information. No lady wants to hear details about your pooping habits on the first date!