Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 19, 2022

He reads about “hogs”.

Time to book

Are they reading ‘Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Repair’?

“Heck, yeah! I’m a college grad and I read at a 4th grade level!”

Hell’s Librarians?

“Yeah, I’m tough enough. I just don’t have one of those motorcycle thingies.”

He is a biker, but it’s a Huffy.

His response, “You know the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.”

Accidentally dents the leader of the pack’s ride: “Whatcha got there, the 4 volt? Heh, I did you a favor.“

Our books stay warm with leather book jackets.

Why bother? There is neither wine nor pastries.

“101 Ways to Make Your Motorcycle Noisier”

Dude, my cycle is in the repair shop…..and I bet I can strain bugs through my teeth better than all of you……

Okay, kid, you’re in!

with bikes like those they can really book…

Reading a bit of Hunter S. Thompson?

Anything by Hunter Thompson would be appealing….