Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 22, 2022

There are lots of “boars” running rampant.

And just down the road is the town of, Basic.

I’d rather go where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came.

Sometime Bland can be a really peaceful place to be. Don’t knock it until you zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

…and wouldn’t believe you either.

There is a town in western MA named Blandford. How is the food there? It’s very … … … bland.

The lunch special at the diner – Plain Oatmeal. Every day. Including holidays.

Check out Humdrum valley.

I want to live there. Does anyone remember the Toby McGuire movie Pleasantville?

It was all fine until the lady from Hotsauce, La became president of the H.O.A.

That’s life on “Whatever” Ave.

When I visited Girona, Spain, I saw an official sign that consisted of “Girona” X-ed out. I suppose it was meant to mark the city limits, but I thought of it as “What happens in Girona stays in Girona.”

And for the exciting news for the day, Mrs. Finkle cut her toenails.

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