9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for September 26, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago
    Whats the worst thing to hear during open heart surgery?

    Anything

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    Jeff0811  about 2 years ago

    No Doc, I have a song in my heart, and music is in my soul.

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Did the doctor preform surgery on him lately?

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    mfrasca  about 2 years ago

    Unless he has a bioprosthetic heart valve, his musical heart murmur is likely to be an innocent murmur.

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    anomaly  about 2 years ago

    It’s a smart stethoscope. It’s calling to tell you you need to order more tongue depressors.

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