Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 03, 2022

Just rolled up to their door

But, he got it to you in under 30 minutes!

That’s dedication there. He probably didn’t even go to the hospital first. He should get a good tip anyway just for the dedication.

Well then you have already been “tipped”

Quiet, or every pizza company will be offering rolled pizza, the Italian Tacito.

That’s not the pizza we ordered.

Must have zigged instead of zagged when the Noid jumped out.

I read about a cop arriving at a two car collision and the sight of one car almost turned his stomach. The front windshield was broken and appeared to have blood all over it. The woman driver was visibly upset and when the cop asked if she was hurt she said she wasn’t but the lasagna she was carrying to a dinner party was ruined when it flew into the windshield.

now it’s a really mixed pizza…

Take it to the modern art museum and sell it!