Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 04, 2022

If there are only two barbers in town, always go to the one with the worse haircut.

I wouldn’t trust going to a place that gave out free paper bags to put over your head.

Awe, come on, the team isn’t doing that bad! Are they?

Sorry, Dana. The word “Barber” needs to be reversed in the window so the folks outside can read it. (Or perhaps it’s better this way so smart people won’t come in.)

Daunting, but you should see his collection of ears. Artifacts of straight edge razor shaves.

I love my barber. He almost makes ME look good!

I once went to a barber that a friend recommended. When I got into the chair he asked “Long, medium, or short.” Fortunately I said long since he only gave crew cuts.

I only went to him once.

I wish the last place I went to for a haircut had had some bags…

Well, SOMEONE has to graduate at the bottom of every barber-school class.

I was always told to go to the barber other barbers go to.

Oh, I can relate. I once went to a barber who screwed up a buzz cut. How do you mess up a buzz cut? First, last, and only time I went to that shop.