Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 23, 2022

You’ll be able to walk upright again in about a week.

Say, while you’re down there

Never sit on the floor without a plan for how to get back up.

Please take me now to my Chiropractor Class.

Unless you are like Plastic Man or Mister. Reed Richards Fantastic.

Not uncommon.

I am so proud of my wife. She does all of those classes and is pretty darn limber for her age. Boy, did I get lucky.

The human worm?

The bones are fine, but the ligaments and cartilage will never be the same.

Guys. Lay on your back under a car and hold car parts with one hand while starting bolts with the other. Support and position parts with head, knees, and feet for extra credit.

You’re so relaxed you can drape yourself over the back of the easy chair like a cat impersonating a noodle.

I thought Pilates was one a them Eye-talian breads.

My wife does Pilates all the time. She says she enjoys it.