Had tons of meetings at Boeing, most of them at the worst time when trying to get work done, the oatmeal stories drove most of us to other job searching!
There is one of those on one of the projects I am working on. He represents the client so we can’t do much about it. But on those rare occasions when he is not in the meetings they take less than half as long and we get more done.
I remember my mother trying to get me to eat oatmeal. I hated it. It just didn’t compare to my usual of two eggs scrambled, three strips of bacon, grits and toast, buttered, of course. But, now, at 73, I love oatmeal when mixed with strawberry or grape jam.
OMG! I had a professor for Organic Chemistry in college who was “that guy”. Some 20% of his students were failing the class because he would suddenly veer off in the middle of a lecture to tell us some l-e-n-g-t-h-y story unrelated to the course material in every … single … lecture. Because he had tenure, the University added special “study trailers” staffed with additional T.A.s (Teaching Assistants) to bypass this educational bottleneck. I finally passed on my third try.
Well now we finally know what Cliff’s job is supposed to be. With him in charge of engineering, it’s a miracle the R.U. Sirius is still in business. I did a little research and found out he got his job by hacking NASA’s computer and upgrading himself to an engineer.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
A guy in my book club is like that.
enigmamz over 2 years ago
That would be a “Yes”.
Bilan over 2 years ago
I don’t think anybody wants long rambling oatmeal.
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Had tons of meetings at Boeing, most of them at the worst time when trying to get work done, the oatmeal stories drove most of us to other job searching!
Imagine over 2 years ago
There is one of those on one of the projects I am working on. He represents the client so we can’t do much about it. But on those rare occasions when he is not in the meetings they take less than half as long and we get more done.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Suddenly the meeting got interesting! (and filling)
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oldbot. The Abe Simpson of the R.U. Sirius.
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
I’ve been in those meetings. I was the “get to the point so we can get out of here” person.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
I remember my mother trying to get me to eat oatmeal. I hated it. It just didn’t compare to my usual of two eggs scrambled, three strips of bacon, grits and toast, buttered, of course. But, now, at 73, I love oatmeal when mixed with strawberry or grape jam.
Milady Meg over 2 years ago
If they asked for the “analogies” guy first, they’d never get to the others.
Beetle Bailey's Haint over 2 years ago
Sounds like someone familiar.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Alright meeting is in session
gantech over 2 years ago
Brewster organizing anything?
kaffekup over 2 years ago
Then there’s Grandpa Simpson. I found one where he did have an oatmeal spoon, but this was more appropriate.
https://youtu.be/yujF8AumiQo
Lemon Juice over 2 years ago
Oh, Lord, yes we have a couple of people at work like that! Sometimes they get together for a tag team match!
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
OMG! I had a professor for Organic Chemistry in college who was “that guy”. Some 20% of his students were failing the class because he would suddenly veer off in the middle of a lecture to tell us some l-e-n-g-t-h-y story unrelated to the course material in every … single … lecture. Because he had tenure, the University added special “study trailers” staffed with additional T.A.s (Teaching Assistants) to bypass this educational bottleneck. I finally passed on my third try.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
I guess they were right. A robot HAS taken my job.
(Pouting)
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Hilarious strip and the comments are better.
stamps over 2 years ago
Defund the robots!
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Well now we finally know what Cliff’s job is supposed to be. With him in charge of engineering, it’s a miracle the R.U. Sirius is still in business. I did a little research and found out he got his job by hacking NASA’s computer and upgrading himself to an engineer.
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Oh oh ooooooh!
I thought this week’s email was entitled Teddy Graham Memories.