In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 26, 2022

Sponsored by KFC.

Hard to say where this is headed

the chicken needs to find a head hunter

More like “chopped” the budget.

The rest of it is there, by only a wing and a prayer.

Looks like they cubed and seasoned his head…

Should be named Mike, as that was one famous headless chicken

Looks like God is doing the announcing today.

Gary Larson just bought the team. Next year it will be a boneless chicken mascot.

Not much of a change – he pretty much just ran around like a chicken with his head cut off anyway.

Chicken, begone ye to Sleepy Hallow!

When he stands still, fans will use him as a trash can

Wait until he gets plucked

Should’ve went for being a turtle

Does he do anything else besides running around and screaming!?

…with the 11 secret little sp*ces…WTFGC?

Anyone remember the San Diego Chicken?