Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 29, 2022

I cherish that – at least she didn’t keep it in that pointy shoe

Be careful, Agnes—the cops may confiscate your sandwich, too!!

Well, well, well. Agnes is a whittle whittler to boot.

maybe now agnes can go out for drill team…

Nope. “Zero Tolerance” would have you cooling your heels at home…

The cafeteria will invoke the little-known “drill-shaped sandwich” law.

What a holey situation. She should have augured her sandwich before she bit it. Perhaps she can chuck the drill away.

She either gets shot by a cop or joins a gang of trenchers

How dry is that bread?!

It’s a safe bet that the law is none other than grandma!