The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 14, 2022

true – but you know how the M***a works

You mean like a good laugh?

Listen to him!!!! Sounds like someone put Prevagen in his cereal!!!

there should be red ?s somewhere

Your balzac gets longer as you age.

measurement release form -

And then he destroyed the city. No wait, that was Rodan.

One of the local galleries has one of Rodin’s sculptures to Balzac. Balzac is a middle-aged man, quite portly, with a hind end about as wide as my garage. He also has a very large member. I guess somehow the brain and the groin must be connected.

Rodin would have been about 10 years old when Balzac died. He would likely have needed a secondary source to obtain the measurements.

What exactly are balzac measurements? Volume? Circumference?