Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 11, 2022

Go Ralph

And your puss may also look just like this!

Ralph you are such a dip!

Ralph, you’re in deep doo-doo now.

Something looks different about honeybunch…I know, she looks more like her mother every day…;)

I can still remember when my daughter was about six and put on a bald headed man mask in Walmart and made me turn around. The funniest thing.

If Wally had a dog house, Ralph would be his room mate right now!

Honeybunch can dish it out but can’t take it!

It might be his way of suggesting it’s time for an appointment at the salon.

He’d recognize her anywhere!

Those facial warts are quite becoming.

June’s mask comes with The Glare!

Funny… But dangerous.

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆) (ಠ╭╮ಠ)

The pearls identified her.

Adding a green tail would greatly add to the effect!!

At least he didn’t say she looks better than usual today.

Honey Bunche’s grand jape gone wrong.

My mother sometimes uses a facial gloop lotion in that exact shade of green. If Honeybunch uses that same lotion, his lack of surprise is totally understandable.

at least he noticed her hair

Maybe if you lost the pearls, June. And I don’t think you’re getting those pretzels, Ralph.

Honeybunch, if you want to scare Ralph, wear a diet coke costume.

That’s funny! You should take her up on it, Ralph. You got the money….make Homelybish get a job….