Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 15, 2022

You have a ladder in here someplace. Or you gonna give me a boost.

know of any places that still employ elevator/lift operators?

Mezzanine

Missed it by THAAAAT much!

Is this the place where they shot the “Two and a Half Men”-sitcom?

I live on the second-and-a-half floor. (It’s half a floor from the front door to the first floor).

“Mens Pants”

didn’t know that was an option.

Missed it by THAAAAT much!

It’s a compromise. Sure, the stairs are better exercise; but this way so is the elevator.

7 1/2 floor: the movie Being John Malkovich.

Ziggy lives on the second-and-a-half floor?? I thought he lived on the Half floor. Don’t the worms from Men in Black live on the second-and-a-half floor?

You are defenseless when you’re pantless

He’s at Hogwarts

Are there still elevator operators anywhere?

I’m surprised the Zigster’s eyes can clear the half floor!

An optimist would say the elevator more that halfway to the third floor. (Do the math, Chuckle)