Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 08, 2022

At least you weren’t candy corn

Candy bought that early. Most likely won’t make it to Halloween.

What you gotta do is buy one bag of candy for the kids and one for yourself!

Um.. This IS your destiny.

Don’t feel bad, bunky, they’re already selling Christmas stuff….

It may not have gone according to the plan or dream, but they all still end up in a similar condition.

A whiny wrapper.

Oh, but yes you did! According to Reese’s, it’s never too soon… in fact, you’re late.

Ralph Drabble destroys another bag of candy’s dreams.

Hard to believe you were ever “fun size”.

…I don’t know WHAT he’s talking about.

YO, Ralph …!

That’s what the stores are counting on…

Obviously, no Hearts in him.

I’m still ticked,that the chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. were gone before Easter. Most years I snagged the 1/2 price ones after Easter. ;o(

Just give out butterscotch hard candies and all the neighborhood kids will love you.

But you did. You fulfilled someone’s dream.